The Kingdom of Pandoras Boxes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.93 billion Pandoras Boxesians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The thriving Pandoras Boxesian economy, worth 529 trillion Boxes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 33,230 Boxes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 101,511 per year while the poor average 8,431, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Pandoras Boxes's national animal is the Box Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Pandoras Boxes is ranked 220,960^th in the world and 3,837^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Patriotic, with 3.98 flags saluted per person per day.